Eye Exam Eternal – Working Dead Optometrist Tee

Your vision’s fine—this is indeed a skeleton giving an eye exam. Eye Exam Eternal from our "Working Dead" series throws bone-dry humor and anatomical grit straight at your retina. With a phoropter strapped to the skull and an eye chart looming in the back, this undead optometrist isn’t checking for cataracts—he’s looking straight through your soul.

A brutal blend of clinical cool and morbid charm, this tee is made for the ones who stare reality down, no blink. No fluff. No filter. Just bone-deep style.

✔ Premium tee with high-detail print
✔ Unisex fit—cut to flatter every frame
✔ Made for optical rebels, punk souls, and lovers of the twisted

🕶 See beyond the grave. Wear your vision loud.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

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